If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser