moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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  • teachers on the first class : take out your notes book
  • me : chill

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bele586:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

I’m so done with you guys

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"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

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kissmeok:

Love/Couples
remember2breath:


whisperintoass:

Today in women’s studies we analyzed Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’

Omg, this is so important